Headline translation: Let’s meet in real life, OK? I love you. (Not a lot of people know that.)

Kids these days have dirty minds.

That’s according to an updated list of Internet lingo by the company NetLingo. Phrases like “BRB” and “LOL” are now replaced with “FMLTWIA” and “TDTM.”

To find out the explicit truth, click here. (Don’t worry — it’s only a link to myfoxphilly.com.)

According to NetLingo, about 95 percent of parents (and, for that matter, many friends whom I spoke to) have no clue what these acronyms mean.

Image Courtesy myfoxphilly.com. Just because it’s a great photo to be attached with this story.