Maybe the guy in this video is a member.

Jeanne Moos does it again in a video explaining the trouble a Republican has as he’s introducing Democratic vice presidential candidate Sen. Joe Biden at an event.

…the next vice president of the United States, Sen. John McCain!

And he didn’t even realize it.

But then, like a cheating significant other, he’s caught being interviewed (live) by Katie Couric for the CBS Evening News.

Letterman wasn’t happy about this. He was never a fan of Sarah Palin, but he loves McCain (he loves Obama a little more, however).

This nine-minute video is worth the watch…

Just a year and a half ago, this was the scene — McCain announcing his bid for presidency on the same show…

And then, I thought about it. And I was in utter disbelief that McCain would actually “approve” — in those now infamous words — “this message.”

My guess — Sen. McCain probably thinks this is more funny than it is accurate. But instead, this creates a preview of the disgusting, annoying and tiring attack-ad campaigns that are to come.

So thank you, Sen. McCain. Not only for your low blow on the Democrats (cut them a little slack), but for instigating an attack worse than Sock’em Boppers to the head.

In an ad against Barack Obama, John McCain compares Obama to “worldwide celebrities” like Hilton and Britney Spears. Hilton took offense (I think). So she responded with a video:

McCain seems to want to be a stand-up comedian. That has been somewhat of a theme throughout his entire campaign — campy comments on The Late Show, American Idol, etc. are my reasoning for this.

McCain defended the ad, as the report above said, thinking it was “humorous.”

If McCain wants to be taken seriously, he’ll probably need to start laying off the issues and start focusing on what matters.

What do you do?

Contact pet associations and get their take.

That’s what the AP did. The article actually ended up in CBS3′s “News of the Strange” section. The article, which says that people who own pets will most likely vote for Sen. McCain, is based on an AP-Yahoo! poll.

But, it’s written like the writer was scrambling for information, for facts, for substance. And that’s where it loses me.

It’s no use to predict who’s going to be president until election night. Polling is usually flawed. I don’t care what pet lovers think. I don’t care what ice cream scoopers think. If I cared what psychics think, then I don’t anymore.

(The world’s only psychic twins, who just happen to be Temple alumnae, predicted in March that Sen. Hillary Clinton would be the next president. While that’s not fully out of the picture yet, it does seem quite unlikely.)

And we all wonder why the media get criticized so much.

It began on American Idol when he basically reiterated the plot to American Dreamz. Odds are you didn’t see the movie (as I didn’t either), so ignore the reference.

Really…I own it, but I haven’t watched it.

Then while watching Lifetime — OK…Frasier is on Lifetime at 12 and 12:30 a.m. Monday through Friday — I saw he appeared in a commercial for Army Wives, a show about…well, anyway…

His appearance went something like this:

“Thanks for watching Army Wives.  I’ve become a big fan of Army Wives, mostly because Cindy makes me watch it.  Anyway…”

Incredibly random.  Somewhat funny.  But it’s the kind of funny that’s only funny because he’s John McCain.  He’s almost 72.  He’s got a 50-50 shot of being the 44th president of the United States of America.   And he looks like your favorite grandfather.

It’s a type of humor that could some day get him in trouble.  Not only would it turn some people off, but it also increases the chances of him unintentionally digging himself into trouble by offending someone.  But for now, it’s fun to watch.

Seriously, why would I lie about seeing the movie if I already told you that I own the DVD?

CHRIS STOVER
The Temple News

Remember when the All-American Girls Professional Baseball League debuted in 1943?

Regardless if you were born or not, you probably know little about it. Unless you’ve seen A League of Their Own.

But how much do you, in fact, know based on the flick? Former leaguer Doris Sams said the movie was “about 30 percent truth and 70 percent Hollywood.”

If you’re going to fabricate info, let’s just lie like God’s not watching.

Prime example: director Oliver Stone plans to release a movie by either the November election or January presidential inauguration entitled W., an account of the life and presidency of George W. Bush.

Political views aside, shouldn’t history take its course for a few years to see the effects of the Bush administration more clearly? There shouldn’t be any rush to create a movie based on actual events. Perhaps that’s why controversy ensued when Stone created World Trade Center less than five years after the terrorist attack.

But hey, who am I to stop the entire centrifugal motion of Hollywood? One man can’t elicit much change. Though, I elect to help the cause by giving Tinsel Town somewhat uninteresting storylines based on actual events to appease the wallets of executives.

FAST LANE

What do you get when you cross a successful television anchor, a New York City cop and a few choice curse words? Hollywood magic.

Based on the true story of Philadelphia anchor Alycia Lane, Fast Lane will give you a personal insight into the Latina bombshell the NYPD didn’t want you to see.

It was a cold night when Lane and her lowlife radio boyfriend decided to punch a female cop in the face. But it was a night that began the rest of her life.

At the ripe age of 34, the anchor decides to write her memoirs, something typically reserved for people who have actually achieved something in their lives. But the guilt becomes too much to bear as she watches repeat episodes of NYPD Blue on TNT every day.

Starring Meryl Streep as Lane (trust me, it works) and Larry Mendte as himself, Fast Lane will have you holding on for your life – as much as chronicling the tales of a fallen news anchor can, at least.

IDOL CHATTER

What happens when a presidential candidate attempts stand-up comedy in the midst of his campaign trail? Let’s just say the Titanic has a better shot of being resurrected.

Based on the true story of Sen. John McCain, Idol Chatter will leave you wishing the United States had a monarchy.

After a guest stint on The Late Show with David Letterman and a taped skit on American Idol, McCain decides he wants to give the strenuous comedy circuit a shot.

But his Republican tradition follows him as his audience approval rating continues to plummet. Distressed and confused, the senator must find a balance between his bruised funny bone (he actually hurt it in an incident involving a microphone stand and a sock puppet) and the quest for presidential anarchism.

You’ve seen American Dreamz – actually, you probably haven’t – but now there’s Idol Chatter. Guaranteed to be the best date movie since Saw III.

BRANGELINA PLUS 34

One is to blame for helping to begin the tradition of combining the names of celebrity couples into one cohesive moniker. The other likes kids. Lots and lots of kids.

So is the inspiration behind Brangelina Plus 34. Based on the true story of an unknown Hollywood power couple’s never-ending adoption and pregnancy cycle, Brangelina is sure to make even Catholics shudder.

It started on a trip to Africa, when Angelina decided to adopt a few kids. After Brad broke up with his Friend too good for him, he decided to travel with Angelina. Once they both decided they liked kids equally as much, they became the proud parents of 32.

But what’s an adoption tale without a surprise pregnancy ending and a twist consisting of exes? A pregnant Angelina (with twins!) must make the tough decision between a life of extreme domesticity and a life with Billy Bob Thornton. The decision may seem easy, but emotions run high.

But always remember – there’s no crying in parenthood!

Chris Stover can be reached at stover@temple.edu.