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Google made a mistake! November 19, 2008

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Believe it or not, Google is not infallible.

I was searching the name of a murder suspect from Glen Mills and decided to Google Map his address. I was trying to find out how close he was to Garnet Valley High School, and instead I found Foulk Road, a popular arterial in Bethel Township.

You may notice, Google needs some spell check. And should the image be too small, take my word for it.

Google Map

What’s worse — the correct spelling of the name is right next to the incorrect.

I’m just glad I could find something wrong with Google.

Google helps fight those drunken e-mails October 7, 2008

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It’s ingenious, really.

To prevent those e-mails that you’re just not that stable enough to send, Google can now give you a test to ensure that you know what you’re doing.

You better know your math.

The Mail Goggles test feature in Gmail gives you 60 seconds to solve five math questions. You can enact this feature whenever you want — the automatic settings are from 10 p.m. to 4 a.m. on Friday and Saturday nights for those times at the piano bar. Gmail wants to make sure you don’t send that angry e-mail to your boss when you get home.

As you can see above, not all those questions aren’t that easy (except the repeated one). And the time limit is intimidating. There are five skill levels you can chose — above is level 3.

Just another example of how Google is saving (or taking over) the world.

Back when Google wasn’t scary October 2, 2008

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Google’s been around for 10 years. That’s a long time of trying to take over the world.

In honor of the 10th anniversary, Google is showing us what the search was like back in 1999. The most popular searched keyword? Pokemon.

There were only 1,326,920,000 Web pages. Now there are 8 billion.

If you search “Lindsay Lohan,” only 3,000 pages come up. Today, 31,000,000 come up.

How about “Chris Stover“? Only 121. Today? 5,630.

And what about “Perez Hilton“? Today, there are 3,290,000. Back in 1999, there was one.

Oh, how I miss 1999.

The Dictionary of Google July 7, 2008

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Whenever one googles something, 8.3 times out of 10, one of the top five results is from Wikipedia.

Don’t believe me? You probably shouldn’t, since I made that statistic up. After all, when you research something on Wikipedia, you take the same chance as believing anything I say.

But how often do you think to google Google? I mean, the search engine has become so ubiquitous nowadays that the lowercase ‘google’ was added to the dictionary as a generic term meaning “to search using a search engine.” Technically, I suppose, we can google something in Yahoo!

When you google Google, Google’s Wikipedia page is No. 10. Nos. 1 through 9 are Google products with the URLs [insert product].google.com. So, this constitutes one of the 1.7 times out of 10 that the Wikipedia page is no in the top five.

In essence, 1.45 times out of 10, Wikipedia is in the top 10. That means that .35 times, Wikipedia is not an answer. Pretty amazing, huh?

Follow the link to learn what you can learn.

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Vatican vs. Wikipedia April 23, 2008

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Long story short…

I was doing research for my humor assignment, where I had to write two pages worth of monologues.  I wrote a joke involving Pope Benedict and wanted to find out exactly how old he is.

I googled (you know, ‘google‘ is officially a word, according to the dictionary) “Pope Benedict,” and the very first response came from none other than the god of Wikipedia.

The Vatican’s official Web site came in second.

Is there something wrong with that?  Is Google going to hell?