Levi told to take a Tripp March 12, 2009

First, it was Brad and Jen. Then, it was Ryan and Reese. Now… you guessed it, Bristol and Levi.

Many sources (like this one) are reporting that the Biblical couple of Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston have broken God’s sacred covenant of marriage before even entering it. They “mutually” called it quits.

Here’s what I gather from my variety of sources:

• This story is good enough for Entertainment Weekly. Do you know who Chet Culver’s daughter is? Do you even know who Chet Culver is? He’s the governor of the great state of Iowa. His daughter is Clare. America should know Clare Culver as well as it does Bristol Palin, no?
• Bristol Palin allegedly called Levi’s family “white trash.” Burrrrn.
• The Palins are also allegedly limiting Levi’s visiting rights to Tripp (the name of their child…not to be confused with the verb).

Now, this of course means that Ms. Bristol Palin is up for grabs. But one must not lose sight of the fact that upon marriage to her, you also acquire the in-laws…