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Happy New Year’s! December 31, 2008

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Dick Clark and Ryan Seacrest

It’s the one magical day that cell phone companies rejoice, as millions of people all at once overwork satellites in hourly intervals for most of the day to celebrate one special midnight.

It really is interesting to think that New Year’s has become the tradition it is. Really, it’s just the passing of one day into the next, but we as a worldwide people have decided to use this annual date of Dec. 31 to drop balls from buildings, launch fireworks into frigid air or get wasted on a weekday for no reason.

It’s an opportunity to reflect on the happenings of the year, even though the most common memories are those from the past few months, if that. What really happened in March 2008? Who the hell knows. But the Phillies became World Series champs in October and Obama was elected in November. To many in this area, that’s likely what will be celebrated this New Year’s.

The Stover family tradition continues — to the dismay of some — in a night filled with board games, noisemakers and Dick Clark‘s Rockin’ New Year’s Eve (with Ryan Seacrest 2009). What would we do without Ryan Seacrest? Unfortunately, the world may never know. But, for better or worse, he has become a part of the tradition my family, friends and I have come to love year after year. The Taboo buzzer usually drowns him out, though.

So here I am, 2 a.m. on Dec. 31, 2008. I’m watching The Real Housewives of Orange County because nothing else is on at this obscure hour. This is my last blog post of 2008, one of the favorite years of my life. This year has brought me new friendships and helped me discover my passions, and that’s how I’ll remember it. Hopefully, your 2008 review grants pleasant thoughts, as well.

In this last post of chris-stover.com of 2008, I wish you and yours all the best this 2009 — you deserve it.

Talk to you all in 2009. Graduation edges closer…

The only recession-proof industry? December 31, 2008

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RumMayor Michael Nutter announced that homicides are down 15 percent in 2008. That’s excellent news for the city of Philadelphia.

On the other hand, the Pennsylvania Liquor Control Board just announced that alcohol sales are up almost 5 percent.

I’m glad to see that Pennsylvanians know how to use their disposable incomes properly. Even I, as a mere college student, find the funds to budget for such essentials like Captain Morgan’s Parrot Bay Passion Fruit Rum.

So Pennsylvania, support your local Wine & Spirits store, run by the PLCB. Let’s set a new record for 2009 and double this year’s earnings of $1.77 billion.

I’ll make it my New Year’s resolution if you make it yours.

The year that was 2008 December 30, 2008

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In what some economists see as a troubling sign, Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac invest $12.7 billion in Powerball tickets.

It’s hard to believe that 2008 is almost behind us.

Last year, while taking the hardest course I’ve taken at Temple University — Writing Humor — my assignment was to analyze a professional humor article. I chose Dave Barry’s year in review from 2007. And now I’m hooked.

In sports, the undefeated New England Patriots lose the Super Bowl to the New York Giants in a stunning upset that confounds the experts, not to mention Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, which had $38 billion on the Pats to win.

My favorite producer at CBS3, Teresa, shared via Facebook this year’s column by Barry, and now I share it with you. Sit back, drink some hot chocolate and enjoy.

On Wall Street, J.P. Morgan buys Bear Stearns; nobody really understands what this means, but it is clearly bad. Abroad, the dollar declines to the point where currency traders are using it solely for wiping up spills. Both Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac apply to be contestants on Deal Or No Deal.

And happy New Year’s.

Dave Barry’s Year in Review

Double Trouble on philly.com December 30, 2008

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Double Trouble

What would Philadelphia be without philly.com?

Before you answer that seroiusly, give philly.com credit for its uncanny ability to organize all the gossip and sensational stories in one convenient page.

Case in point — Double Trouble, a look at all the controversial duos of the Philadelphia area in 2008.

The nice compilation of Councilman Goode and his aide, “Bonnie and Clyde,” the gay twin porn stars and, of course, Larry and Alycia, gives you all the information — and probably more — than you’ll ever need to know.

Enjoy.

U.S.’s oldest man dies at 112 December 29, 2008

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George Francis

One of my favorite entries in the Guiness Book of Records is the oldest living person record. I like to think of it more as a competition.

The oldest living man in the U.S. recently passed away at the age of 112 years and 206 days. That’s 16 presidencies (and just more than 20 days short of 17).

Old people have always fascinated me for an unknown reason. At the same time, I don’t think I could ever work at a geriatric home. Call me a hypocrite.

For more information on old people, I direct you to the Wikipedia page about supercentenarians.

Happy holidays from chris-stover.com December 23, 2008

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It’s a few days before Christmas, which calls for an update. Despite my thinking it was impossible for Larry Mendte to get boring, I’m sure staring at it for a month isn’t too pleasing. So here are my holiday wishes.

First, I will share on behalf of The Temple News (featuring LeAnne Matlach and Dave Isaac).

And here’s a quote which, in hindsight, truly concludes my thoughts on the holiday season (as told by me to Dave through Gchat, fittingly):

“it’s awful. very boring. i’ve spent the past two days organizing my itunes and adding album artwork. and for those that don’t have album artwork…i’ve created my own in photoshop.”

So as the holiday season quickly approaches and passes, please keep a few things in mind: Google is still going to take over the world at some point, mostly with the help of Wikipedia. The Wannamaker’s/Lord & Taylor’s/Macy’s Light Show runs until New Year’s Eve. And Garnet Valley, Pa., is as boring over break as Lubbock, Texas, is all the time.

Happy Holidays, everyone!

Generation Aloud: Cutting down your trees December 16, 2008

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There’s nothing like cutting down your own Christmas tree. I headed to Landenberg, Chester County, to see what draws people to Schmidt’s Tree Farm.

MURL: A look at Fishtown gentrification December 9, 2008

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Fishtown has quickly become one of the most gentrified neighborhoods in Philadelphia. Through these two video packages and one interview clip, the Fishtown MURL team checks out the old-timers’ views of the “yuppies” moving in. Even Philebrity got in on the action (and to defend myself — 1) It is my own blazer, and 2) No one claimed this was breaking news).

Some Fishtown lifers don’t seem to mind the incoming younger generation.

Ed Herron has lived in Fishtown his entire life. He’s not going anywhere any time soon.

An excerpt from Herron’s interview about the rising cost of a bottle of beer.

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