Grandma got arrested for some cocaine August 22, 2008

The title is meant to be sung to the tune of Dr. Elmo’s “Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer.”

I’m really only posting this story because I want to use my “Old People” tag.

A less-than-likely suspect was arrested for drug possession in Florida. The perp’s stats?

A 70-year-old Latina woman from Miami.

Apparently, she was purchasing it for her son. She denies her own use, but claims the officers were a little rough with her, citing a bruised wrist.

It’ll be interesting to see whether the judge empathizes. Only problem is, we’ll never hear from this case again because the interesting part is over…