Props to DN for DUI profile July 17, 2008

Time for the third mugshot post of the day.

The Daily News did a great job today summing up the apparent life of Joseph Genovese Jr.

The 18-year-old’s MySpace page was still up for grabs in the public domain when DN reporters searched for it — and they grabbed as much as they could. His mugshot is actually his profile pic. Humble, no?

NOTE: I did try searching MySpace for the profile, but had no success. If you find it, please share!

Genovese tragically hit and killed St. Louis native Cindy Grassi, 43, who was walking from Citizens Bank Park last weekend after watching her home team play the Phillies. She has since passed away while her friend, who was also hit, is in critical condition.

He was also allegedly drunk at the time. But from his comments talking to reporters, he’s “not a drinker.”

MySpace tells us differently.

Let’s pull some quotes from pictures of his antics. Pictured holding a bottle of alcohol:

i DRAnK DAt WHOLE BOtTLe!!

Picture of him, smoking a bong:

LOok AT ALL DATT WEeD!!!! ahaha brought a POUNd just 2go 2pROM!!!!!!

And under his occupation:

Chronic Dealer, Philadelphia, Pa US, HusLa, weed, dope, crack, heroin, meth., and wAT EVa U FIEn for!

Mmhmm.

He turned himself in yesterday, apparently pale and tragic. He’s held on $200,000 bail and now faces involuntary manslaughter, homicide by vehicle, homicide by vehicle while under the influence and DUI.

And the report says his MySpace page, which remains public, is not helping his cause…