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It’s all for the job. June 17, 2008

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It’s amazing what television news producers will do, all for the sake of entertainment. Because that’s why people watch videos from news channels online — not for actual news. Duh.

I have to give credit to Mr. Jim Spellman. He’s a brave man. A stupid, brave man.

A ‘Fortune’ate e-mail June 14, 2008

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A few posts ago, I asked the rhetorical question that only I could answer.

“When was the last time you were excited about a game show?”

Well, I’m now excited again.  Only, this one’s been around for 25 years.  And the reason for the excitement?

I’VE BEEN INVITED TO AUDITION FOR WHEEL OF FORTUNE!

At 10:55 p.m. on Friday, June 13, I received an e-mail giving me an invitation-only audition to WOF.  Needless to say, I’m pumped.

The invitation gave me an inflexible date and time for the audition, which happens to be at 3:30 in the middle of the week.  The audition’s taking place at the Westin New York Hotel in Times Square.  There was also a disclaimer in the e-mail…

All expenses incurred while interviewing and appearing on the show are your responsibility. Due to the fact that’s it’s difficult to become a contestant on Wheel of Fortune, we discourage people from making long trips and incurring expenses (gas, hotel, baby sitters, etc.) to audition for the show.

But I figure, a trip to NYC for the day to have the opportunity to win back the expenses is worth the trip.  Regardless…AHH!!!!!!!!

Should I do it?

We can’t stop this from ‘Happening’ June 14, 2008

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M. Night Shyamalan has done it again.  At least, he tried.

That’s what you’ll feel once you see The Happening.  Although, if you’d like to keep a sane, reconciled mind, you might want to avoid any related feelings by not seeing the movie.

Many have said Shyamalan needed this movie to rebuild his reputation.  The sense the audience gets is that he tried to hard to do that.  Instead, the audience is left with under- and overacting on the parts of Mark Wahlberg, Zooey Deschanel and John Leguizamo.  In other words, it’s difficult to take the dialogue seriously, even though it’s sincerely meant to be sincere.

The movie begins in Central Park, where people mysteriously stop in their tracks and are overcome with the desire to kill themselves - visualized by construction workers jumping off buildings.  Next, we jump to Rittenhouse Square in Philadelphia, where people do the same.  A cop turns his gun on himself, and two others steal his gun to do the same.

And so on.  People blame a terrorist attack, but in reality, it’s the plants — at least we think.  At just more than an hour and a half, not much is resolved in the end, other than Shyamalan’s message that Mother Nature will turn on us if we keep treating her poorly.

So Wahlberg and his crew flee the city and aim for the countryside, where this mysterious suicide plague doesn’t seem to be occurring.  Meanwhile, we see two tweens get shot by a rifle and a man kill himself by lying in front of a moving lawnmower.  Yes, we literally see.

What Shyamalan conveys best is the suspense - those times when you know something’s about to happen, and even though you’re expecting it, it still makes you jump.  But that’s all the umph the movie had.  The ending leaves the audience with many unanswered questions - mostly how and why - therefore leaving an unsatisfied audience.

Seeing this movie in a Philadelphia theater made it more interesting.  At one point, a headline appears on the screen that simply says “Killadelphia.”  The audience, of course, laughed, but that’s probably unique to Philadelphia-area theaters.  But this added nothing to the movie — only took away.

Which brings me back to my original point.  Shyamalan is trying too hard.  If he keeps trying to push these movies out every two years, he’ll never meet the same success as The Sixth Sense.  Shyamalan gave no prescreenings of the film, not even to critics, which I think was a mistake.  I’d have liked to see the film without much of the gratuitous, disturbing violence.  I’d have liked to see some of the characters built more.  I’d have liked to see more resolutions throughout the movie.

Instead, we’re left with a sudden, unsatisfying ending that partially makes you feel bad for Shyamalan. And for the city of Philadelphia — that keeps getting a bad rep for continuing to be the bastion of bad movies by overzealous writer/producer/directors.

Don’t priests have enough problems? June 12, 2008

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Apparently not. So therefore, this priest decided to create more.

A catholic priest in Denver was arrested last year for jogging at a high school track — naked.  Granted, it was after 4:30 a.m., but the cops had seen enough.

The judge in the case did not inform the jurors - yet - that Whipkey is a priest.  He’ll save that until truTV shows up to do a documentary for shock value.  But the judge must believe that the priest is no different than the average citizen when it comes to the law.

I suppose that’s true.  With the basis of our country being the separation of church and state, the a priest should be treated as anyone else.  But Whipkey should have been seen as a community elder, a respected leader in his parish.  And then he goes and blows it by stripping and streaking.

On the other hand, the fact that this guy’s a priest could mean that the jurors see him in a different light.  After all, he’s only having exercising wearing what God gave him.

Anyway, there’s something we can all learn from this.  Blessed are the naked, for theirs is the kingdom of an 8×10 cell.

I want my edumacation June 12, 2008

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OK, so this is a little dated.  But now, it will live in infamy.

Have you ever actually read your high school diploma?  All that calligraphy just bunches together, making the words nearly impossible to read.  But that’s still no excuse.

A school in Cleveland had this problem.  Yet they didn’t fix the glaring error before handing out diplomas to its 330 graduates — some congratulations on finishing a first-class educaiton.

At The Temple News, and even at SEPTA, we print out copies of publications for us to look at before sending them to print.  And this is a perfect example of why.

Pull out your high school diploma.  Or college diploma, for that matter.  Double check everything. It’s true.  Something’s probably spelled wrong.

By the way, did you know that aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at a Cmabrigde uinervtisy, it dseno’t mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Cut to the Chase Utley June 11, 2008

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Browsing the Phillies Web site yesterday, I was surprised to see a familiar headline.

“Gee, that looks familiar,” I thought to myself. A few words, followed by a colon, followed by more words.

“Hmm…interesting setup.”

And then I read.

It seems the Phillies have plagiarized off my column. That’s right. As in the picture above, the Phillies stole the soon-to-be trademarked Cut to the Chase name for promoting second baseman Chase Utley’s All-Star lead.

OK, so it’s not trademarked. And the Phillies didn’t plagiarize. But I’m on a plagiarizing fix these days.

Regardless, I’m flattered that the Phillies have chosen to use the name of a prestigious, thoughtful column to advertise their truly unstoppable second baseman.

Next thing I know, Wheel of Fortune will be stealing the name of this blog post for a Before & After puzzle.

And the Password is… June 11, 2008

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When was the last time you were excited about a game show?

OK, maybe that question only applies to me. But I think I found one that can get you pumped, too.

Million Dollar Password premiered two weeks ago. The show, based on the 1960s original, is hosted by none other than Regis Philbin.

While watching, I couldn’t help but think the show is a cross between Password and The $25,000 Pyramid. But Regis has never been better at hosting – watch out, Emmys.

He engages the contestants, he keeps the show fast-paced, he lightens the mood. He makes the celebrities feel at ease the same as the contestants.

Speaking of celebrities, not too shabby so far. Neil Patrick Harris, Rachael Ray, Tony Hawk and – yes – Rosie O’Donnell have been guests so far. Surprisingly, Rosie’s not incredibly annoying in this!

As I watched the first two episodes (in succession) online last night, I was jumping in my seat, cheering for the contestants and shouting out clues. I couldn’t help myself from becoming engaged.

By the way – I applied to be a contestant on the show. I guess that CBS3 internship hurt me in that.

Check it out. It’s airing on a special night this week: Thursday, 8 p.m., CBS. And one of the contestants is the one and only Betty White, Golden Girl and wife of original host Allan Ludden.

If that’s not entertainment, I don’t know what is.

You’ve got it made when you’re drinking lemonade June 11, 2008

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The Naamans Creek Road turning lane doesn’t know what hit it.

It was humid to say the least – with the heat index in the low 100s – but Alex’s Lemonade Stand, as always, was a success.

Our overall total collected is lower than in years past. However, we have to consider that the number of stands has increased dramatically since we started our local stand in 2005.

A good percentage of the money was collected from the driver-side windows of generous travelers on Route 202 North. We stepped in gum, we burnt our ears, we risked our lives – but we got the money

This past weekend, I’d estimate raising nearly $1,250. And there’s still time to give. Visit www.firstgiving.com/alexschaddsford to donate online fast and securely.

Thanks to all who helped and all who contributed. It couldn’t be a success without all of you.

Anna makes a sale!

The stand itself.

This year’s stand was held in memory of Pat Brophy, my and Alex’s nurse.  Last year, we were named one of the top 100 stands in the country.

The Bolners stopped by for a visit!

Anna and I manning the stand in the shade.

Alex’s Lemonade in Chadds Ford! June 6, 2008

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For the past three years, I’ve held Alex’s Lemonade Stand in Glen Mills, Pa.  This weekend, I’ll be holding it once again at the Rita’s Water Ice and Philly Soft Pretzel Factory in Chadds Ford.  Click here for a map.

Last year, our stand was fortunate enough to be named one of the Top 100 Stands in the Country by the Alex’s Lemonade Stand Foundation!  Let’s go for it again this year!

If you can’t make it to this year’s event - Saturday and Sunday, June 7 and 8, 12-6pm - please donate to our Web site, Alex’s Chadds Ford.

After a day-long telethon at the CBS3 studios, KYW’s partnership with Alex’s Lemonade Stand rose nearly $700,000 for pediatric cancer research.  Every bit helps, from your spare change to a check.

Please help support Alex’s dream!

Fox News plagiarizes? And…Rosie crushes on Elisabeth June 5, 2008

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I’m on to something here.

Below are two links to two articles. I read the CNN.com article, from the Associated Press, earlier today. Just now, I read the FoxNews.com article, which apparently was written by FoxNews.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/TV/06/05/people.rosie.odonnell.ap/index.html
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,363455,00.html

What caused me to take note was some very similar wording. If you take a look at the last few paragraphs on FoxNews, they’re almost exactly verbatim from the CNN.com article. Are they not? Help me people!

The only difference…Fox News decided the more important news to report was that Rosie O’Donnell thinks Elisabeth Hasselbeck is “very attractive.” Not until halfway through do we find the alleged plagiarism.

PLAGIARISM

the unauthorized use or close imitation of the language and thoughts of another author and the representation of them as one’s own original work.

-Dictionary.com

See? That’s not plagiarism since I credited dictionary.com with the words I stole. But in my opinion, prefacing the second part of the story with “O’Donnell told AP Radio…” doesn’t cut it. That paragraph is a bit suspiciously paraphrased as well, but that’s apparently neither here nor there.

And for the record, I typically have nothing against Fox. I accept that they take a conservative stance, whether they acknowledge it or not. That’s what I expect, and that’s generally what I get.